Everything
you’re wondering.

Write to us quickly via the Contact page with your order number. If your monster hasn’t packed its bag yet, we’ll sort it.

Automatic: 2 monsters = 89,90 €, 3 monsters = 129,90 €. Pick any colour and size for each.

Bank card, plus the other options offered at checkout. Payment is secure.

Tracked delivery. Your order is packed within 1 day, then allow 5 to 10 days in transit, sometimes a little longer outside Europe.

No. Delivery is free, however many monsters you order.

Worldwide, and delivery is free. Outside the European Union, your country may charge customs duties on arrival; those are yours to pay.

Use the size guide. Between two sizes? Go for the bigger one. It’s a monster.

Yes, one roomy cut, sizes S to XXL.

Machine wash at 30 °C on a delicate cycle with similar colours. No tumble dryer, no ironing. If in doubt, the label sewn inside is always right.

Thick coral fleece, in polyester. Soft inside, soft outside.

Yes, within 14 days of receiving it, and returns are free: we’ll send you a prepaid label. Details in Returns & refunds.

Send your monster back for free (ask for your prepaid label via the Contact page), then order the right size. We’ll refund the first one.

The gift that makes everyone laugh. Tested on sceptical uncles.

To be safe, order before 10 December. After that we’ll do our best, but Father Christmas makes no promises.

Not yet. But a nicely wrapped monster works very well too.